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Who's ready to stop working for free? Hopefully you are! If you have any doubts, consult this handy chart below. Start in the middle and work your way to your answer!

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No

The word "start-up" is used pretty loosely by businesses to get you to charge them less.

No

This is the most toxic line of parajumpers sverige bullshit anyone will ever feed you.

No

MAKE IT RAIN, BITCHES!
No
Are they a "start-up"?
No
Did they promise you "lots of future work"?
No
Did they promise you "exposure" or "a good portfolio piece"?

No

Just because a nobis business isn't profitable, that doesn't make them a non-profit.

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plus angry letter.

Yes

I'm shocked you made it this far doudoune canada goose pas cher in the chart. You could have been done with the project already!

Yes

Don't be a dick. You owe them.

No

Yippee. The promise doudoune canada goose of more cheap/free work. Hooray.

is it for

a legitimate business?
You mean a band?
Enough to write an billiga canada goose angry letter for even considering you'd work for them?
No

No

Respectfully decline.
Are you altruistic?
No
Are they promising you their proverbial kidney?
No
Do you owe them a proverbial kidney?

is it for

your friend?
should I work for free?

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is it for

a charity or non-profit?
Do you vehemently parajumpers oppose the cause or what they do?
No
Is it through an ad agency or design firm?
No

Yes

But don't be their slave. Clearly define what you can and can't do for them.
Are you sure about that?
No
Will they flake out on you when you need them?
Are we talking, like, brother-from-another-mother friend?
No
You mean the company your friend works for?

is it for

your mom?

Yes

Double karma points.

No

They probably have a budget for you if they're charging the client.
No
Are they doing it pro-bono?

Yes

You may end up broke, but you'll be knee deep in promised organs.
Are you "good friends" ifyaknowwhatimean?

No

Companies often ask their employees about friends hungry for work and use the friend connection to take advantage.

No

No
Do you still really want to do it?
No
Will they give you creative freedom?
No
Are they a buncha a-holes?

No

No
Are you masochistic?

No

You're no prostitute!

Yes

22 hours of labor and you can't do ONE goddamn garage sale flyer?? COME ON!

Yes

Why not? Good karma and all.

No

Fuck that. Who wants to work for free under those conditions? Contact the charity directly and THEN work for free.

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